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I am Sam. Do you like OPSEC and ham? I do not get it, Sam I am. I do not get OPSEC and ham. We must use it here and there. We must use it everywhere. You CAN share it in a car. But you CANNOT in a bar. You CANNOT share it in a text. You CANNOT share it at the PX. You CAN say it in your house, but should NOT tell a random spouse. You CAN say it in the shower, but do NOT share at happy hour. DO NOT make the FRO sweat. DO NOT post it on the internet. You CANNOT share it in a tweet. That would not be very sweet. Beware of Facebook too. It's tempting to let your feelings through. You CANNOT tell it to a friend. NOT even at the very end. It is a privilege to know a date. DON'T tell ANYONE or they may be late! Oh, I get it, Sam I am. Now I get OPSEC and ham! I will NOT tell anyone. I will keep hushed until they're done! I will NOT tell him or her, or even my dog with fur! I will NOT tell my childs teacher or any creature. Thank you, THANK YOU, Sam I am. Thank you for clearing up OPSEC and Ham!